Monday, August 1, 2022

AUGUST 2022

ON THE “COVER”

Today’s “cover” picture is a view of 42nd Street in NYC between 8th Avenue and Broadway.  This patch of 42nd Street looked a lot different in my teens and twenties (I am 68).  Back then it was truly New York City’s “Porn Central” with X-Rated movie theatres, peep shows and one of the last of the city’s Burlesque theatres.   


LBJ TOOK THE IRT DOWN TO 4th STREET USA. WHEN HE GOT THERE WHAT DID HE SEE? THE YOUTH OF AMERICA ON LSD!

While before I retired I may have been among the “last of the dinosaurs” preparing all my 1040s manually – in some ways I was way ahead of my time.

For example, I have been using acronyms in notes and correspondence to friends, family, and clients, and in my writings, for decades before the IM, DM and texting, beginning back when, while there were lots of twits around, none of them “tweeted”.  It started when I put “HVD” in the “memo” of the paychecks I wrote for employees of the Art Center in Summit back in mid-February of 1980.  I started using WTF in the early 90s.

Americans have always been fascinated with acronyms – “a word formed from the initial letter or letters of each of the successive parts or major parts of a compound term”. Like FYI for For Your Information.

The world of emails and text messaging has created a whole new appreciation for and vocabulary of acronyms – BTW (By The Way), LOL (Laughing Out Loud), MIRL (Meet In Real Life), TFB (guess).

In my wanderings on the web I found an online “Internet Acronyms Dictionary” and discovered that AAAAA was not a group for drunk drivers but the American Association Against Acronym Abuse.

Government, at all levels, has always been famous for its acronyms. We all know what the FBI, the CIA, and the DMV are. And, thanks to television, we are also aware of SWAT, JAG, CSI and NCIS.

The official code word for the President is POTUS – President Of The United States.  However, when Trump was President the acronym represented a different title – Piece Of Totally Useless Shit.

The military is especially enamored of the practice. A PFC could be promoted to become a CPO. In military speak PABST does not refer to Blue Ribbon Beer but to Primary Adhesive Bonded Structure Technology. And let’s not forget the infamous WMDs – Weapons of Mass Destruction. 

Some acronyms have become actual words. A classic example is “snafu”, a military acronym for Situation Normal, All Fouled (not the original word) Up. The word “radar” is actually an acronym for RAdio Detection And Ranging, as the word “laser” is for Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.

I was told many years ago by, I think, a teacher that the equivalent of the “n” word for persons of Puerto Rican extraction came from a US Immigration category stamped on the papers of certain individuals arriving on Ellis Island – Spanish, Portuguese, Indian and Colored - although I cannot find any real documentation of this online. I do know for a fact that I am a WASP (While Anglo Saxon Protestant).

It is, however, an “urban legend” that the “n” word for Italians came from the fact that, as illegal aliens in the 30s and 40s, they were With Out Papers, or With Out Passport. According to Wikepedia “wop” is taken from “the Neapolitan ‘guappo’, meaning dude or thug. The word defines those who belong to the Guapperia o ‘Camorra’, a criminal organization similar to the Sicilian Mafia located mostly in the province of Campania.

Acronyms are certainly in frequent use in my profession – taxes. The AGI (Adjusted Gross Income) has been around for at least as long as I have been in the business, and is now paired with the non-gift bearing MAGI (Modified Adjusted Gross Income). And we are all familiar with the dreaded AMT (Alternative Minimum Tax).

TRA 86 (the Tax Reform Act of 1986) created a whole new set of acronyms. Under TRA 86 a PAL (Passive Activity Loss) needs a PIG (Positive Income Generator). There is ACRS (Accelerated Cost Recovery System) and MACRS (Modified Accelerated Cost Recovery System), both the result of FACRS (Foolhardy Acts of Congress under the Ruse of Simplification).

Many taxpayers save for retirement with either an IRA (Individual Retirement Account), a SEP (Simplified Employee Pension plan) or a SIMPLE (Savings Incentive Match PLan for Employees). One of the more complicated areas of the Tax Code concerns the NOL (Net Operating Loss).

As I have said before at THE WANDERING TAX PRO, I have often found errors in tax returns prepared by a CPA.   

I belong to the NATP (National Association of Tax Professionals) and, at one time, the NSTP (National Society of Tax Professionals) – as well as AAA (Automobile Association of America) and AARP (American Association of Retired Persons). Over the years I have also briefly belonged to the ASTP (American Society of Tax Professionals) and the NSA (National Society of Accountants). I have often attended tax seminars sponsored by the CSEA (California Society of Enrolled Agents).

I have been using WTF for years.  Back before my mentor Jim Gill retired and handed me his tax practice, he had given me a return to work on. Included with the client’s “stuff” was a listing of deductions on which there was one item whose nature I was unsure of. So I wrote “WTF?” next to it and put it in the “Need More Information” box. A few days later Jim said that the client had been in and they were not sure what I had meant – but thought it might be “What’s This For?”. I told him he was close and explained what it actually stood for.

I use certain specific acronyms in my blog postings. Those of you who read THE WANDERING TAX PRO are aware that I hate GD extensions. A client asked what the GD stood for and I told him “exactly what you think it stands for!” It is not Government Deferred or anything like that. I often speak ill of the DFB’s in Trenton or Washington, a reference to our federal and state elected representatives, and provide the “clean” version as Damned Fool Bureaucrats, although that is not really what it stands for. When I discuss a FU you could interpret this as a Foul Up, but you would be wrong. Again, it is exactly what you think it stands for. FFR is For Future Reference and SGTM is Sounds Good To Me.

Regular visitors to THE WANDERING TAX PRO know that I end each day’s post with TTFN (Ta Ta For Now).   

 

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BETCHA DIDN’T KNOW

As we all know Catholic priests are required to take a vow of “celibacy”, which is defined as “the state of abstaining from marriage and sexual relations”.  

Celibacy is a “discipline” of the Catholic Church, something that can be changed, and not a “dogma”, which is considered divinely revealed truth from God and cannot be changed or revised.  There is some religious and historical basis for the vow of celibacy, but nowhere in the Bible does it explicitly require priests to be celibate.  Actually, for the first thousand years of Christianity it was not uncommon for priests to have families. The first pope, St Peter, was a married man.  The vow of celibacy for priests was officially formalized by the Second Lateran Council held in 1139, and the rule was reaffirmed in 1563 by the Council of Trent.

But the true reason has nothing to do with religion – like just about everything else it comes down to economics.  It is not about what is written in the Scriptures but what is written in a ledger.

In the Middle Ages wealthy Catholics believed that their earthly goods were a barrier to eternity in Heaven, and turned over portions of their wealth to priests and bishops as a “down payment” on a spot in Heaven.  As a result, priests became rich in both money and land. 

Normally, when a person dies his wealth is passed on to his family – his wife and children.  But the Catholic Church wanted the wealth to remain with the Church.  Prohibiting priests from marrying and having children, and therefore no “heirs”, made sure the money and property acquired during a priest’s life would go to the church when he died.    

 

In the history of our country no one individual has done more damage to America, the American people, American democracy and true American values than Donald J Trump.

Trump is a totally worthless piece of garbage, completely devoid of intelligence, integrity and humanity who does not possess a single redeeming positive human quality or value.  He has not performed a single totally unselfish act in his adult life.

The greatest threat to America is not ISIS, Russia or China – it is Trump and today’s Trump-embracing Republican Party.

 

 

NEVER MY LOVE

Despite what the title of the remake of the James Bond film “Thunderball” suggests, sometimes it is OK to say “never”.

When it comes to taxes I can think of at 10 examples -

(1) NEVER file a fraudulent return.

As the former British Chancellor of the Exchequer Denis Healey said - “The difference between tax evasion and tax avoidance is the thickness of a prison wall”.

Tax avoidance is the lawful and ethical use of accepted procedures to reduce your tax liability. Tax evasion is a willful misrepresentation or concealment of information. Despite growing public acceptance of cheating on tax returns, reckless tax evasion is a very dangerous matter. There are many legal ways to reduce your tax liability – too many to risk your future with tax fraud.

Normally the IRS has 3 years to audit a tax return. If fraud can be proven the Service can go back and audit every return you have ever filed.

(2) NEVER pay a person to prepare your tax return who has not registered with the IRS and received a Preparer Tax Identification Number (PTIN).

And never use a preparer who will not sign the finished returns (if he/she refuses to sign you refuse to pay), or who charges a fee based on the amount of your refund.

(3) NEVER ignore a notice or correspondence from the Internal Revenue Service or a state tax agency.

If you receive a notice in the mail give it to your tax preparer immediately. If you prepared your own return and do not understand the notice, consult a tax professional.

(4) NEVER assume that a notice or bill you receive from the Internal Revenue Service or a state tax agency is correct.

Do not automatically pay the balance due on a notice from the IRS or the state. More often than not the notice is wrong. To repeat - If you receive a notice in the mail give it to your tax preparer immediately. If you prepared your own return and do not understand the notice consult a tax professional.

(5) NEVER hold up filing your return, or an automatic extension request, by the April statutory deadline simply because you do not have the money to pay the tax you owe.

It is vitally important that you file your 1040 or 1040A, or 4868 extension application, by the April deadline, even if you cannot pay all or any of the tax due on the return. Along the same lines, if you have requested an extension be sure to get your tax return in the mail by October 15th, again even if you cannot pay all or any of the tax due. The penalty for paying late is .5% (1/2 of 1%) of the tax due per month. The penalty for filing late is a full 5% of the tax due per month – 10 times more!

(6) NEVER respond to an unsolicited email or phone call allegedly from the IRS. 

As a fellow tax blogger put it, “If the IRS sends you a notice via e-mail, the IRS did not send it”.  The IRS does not send notices via e-mail, and never initiates contact by telephone. 

If you receive an email allegedly from the Internal Revenue Service delete it unopened.  Don't click any of the links - the link will either try to collect your bank information or it will dump malware on your computer.  And if you get a phone call tell the caller to put it in writing and hang up.

(7) NEVER have your tax returns prepared by one of the “fast food” commercial tax preparation chains (you know who I mean).

You will pay gourmet restaurant prices (Henry and Richard ain’t cheap!) for fast food service and could be pressured to purchase unnecessary additional products and services.

(8) NEVER assume that just because a person has the initials CPA after his/her name that he/she knows his/her arse from a hole in the ground when it comes to preparing 1040s.

The only initials that have any bearing on 1040 competence and currency is “EA” – for Enrolled Agent (an EA is not an employee or representative of the IRS), “ATP”, for Accredited Tax Preparer, and “ATA”, for Accredited Tax Advisor.

There are many CPAs out there who are indeed competent and current in 1040 taxation, and it may actually be possible that the best tax preparer, at the best price, for your particular situation is a CPA.  But this is only because of the education, experience, ability, temperament, and other factors that are specific to that individual preparer and absolutely nothing to do with the initials CPA.

(9) NEVER use a tax resolution company that promises to get you “off the hook” with the IRS for “pennies on the dollar”.

If you find yourself with a huge balance due to your Uncle Sam, including excessive accrued penalties and interest, do not, under any circumstances, call upon a company whose tv ads promise to resolve your IRS debts for “pennies on the dollar” for help.  This is a promise that no one can make!  

(10) And perhaps the most important – NEVER accept tax advice from anyone other than a professional tax preparer.

Don’t listen to a broker, a banker, an insurance salesman, your neighbor, or your Uncle Charlie!  While for the most part those who give you free tax advice are doing so out of a genuine desire to help you, and sincerely think they know what they are talking about. But most of the time they don’t.

One final NEVER.  As a radio ad from a few years ago told us, NEVER wear a fanny pack!

  

Keep up-to-date on federal and NJ state income taxes by becoming a regular visitor to my tax planning and preparation blog THE WANDERING TAX PRO. 

Each week, usually on Tuesday, you can check out “What’s the Buzz, Tell Me What’s A Happennin’? – a compilation of online tax-related posts, articles and resources.


 

WHAT I BELIEVE

 I thought it might be helpful for those who are interested in understanding the thinking behind my posts and comments on social and other media, and a good and helpful personal experience, to identify in detail my political beliefs and philosophy.

* First and foremost, I very sincerely believe that in the history of our country no one single individual has done more damage to America, the American people, American values, and American democracy than Donald Trump.  Opposing, denouncing and disavowing Trump has absolutely nothing to do with partisan politics – it is about patriotism.

* I am not a “card-carrying” member of the Democratic Party or Republican Party or any other Party.  In the past I have voted for Democratic, Republican and third-Party candidates in various elections, based on the issues and the individual candidates.  However. I will never again for the rest of my life vote for any Republican candidate in any election at any level unless there is a drastic change to the leadership and agenda of the Republican Party.

* The application of strict libertarian/conservative beliefs and of strict communist/socialist beliefs are both based on the false assumption that all individuals are honest and enter each transaction and relationship with complete honesty and integrity.  Of course, we all know this is not true.  The government has the right, and obligation, to enact restrictions and regulations to protect individuals from dishonesty and harm.  And the government must recognize that the rights and freedoms of the individual citizen are just as important as, if not more important than, the rights of the “state”.

Winston Churchill is credited with saying, “If you’re not a Liberal at age 20 you have no heart.  If you’re not a Conservative at age 40 you have no head.”  I believe to be effective and successful a government needs both heart and head.

* I firmly believe that my current financial and social position is the direct result of the actions and decisions I have made in my life, both good and bad.  I do not blame the wealthy, “the man”, illegal immigrants, minorities, liberals, conservatives, or anyone or anything else for my current situation or my lack of wealth.  I believe I, and I alone, am personally responsible for my current situation and take full responsibility for my actions and decisions – as should everyone.

I do acknowledge that other groups of individuals may have faced more, and different, obstacles than I have as a WASP growing up in northeast America, but history is full of stories of individuals with a variety of “handicaps” successfully overcoming obstacles of all kinds.

* It is not the responsibility of the government to “redistribute wealth” or provide guaranteed income or welfare benefits to citizens.  However, it is beneficial to society for government to provide appropriate benefits and assistance to families with dependent children (for the benefit of the children), veterans and individuals with physical and mental illness and disability.

* I believe that government has a fiduciary requirement to be fiscally responsible with the money it raises via taxes, fees and other sources.  Like a family or a business, it should spend and borrow judiciously.

As the Concord Coalition states - “Fiscal responsibility is essential to creating a better, stronger, more prosperous nation for the next generation. The choices we make today -- or fail to make -- will determine what kind of future our children and grandchildren inherit 20 and 40 years from now.”

* In addition to exercising fiscal responsibility the government must also exercise responsible stewardship of our country’s lands, waters, minerals, timber, air, and all other aspects of the “environment”.

BTW – I fully believe in science, whether it involves global warming, virus and disease prevention, or whatever.

* A healthy and well-educated populace is beneficial to and important for the security and the future of both the individual citizen and the state.  The government should provide or enable universal access to free or reasonably priced health care and to continuing education and “pre-Kindergarten” education opportunities.   

A well-educated and intelligent electorate is especially important for the continuation of our freedom and democracy.  In the past few years, we have seen the danger and damage that ignorant and “under-educated” voters can do.

* Social Security and Medicare are not discretionary government welfare or “entitlement” programs.  Social Security is a government-maintained employee retirement plan and Medicare is a government-maintained employee health insurance plan – both paid for by employee and employer contributions. 

* The government does not have the right to prohibit, restrict or inhibit the sexual relationship or activity of two freely consenting adults who are both fully capable of freely consenting.

* Marriage is a legal contract.  The government does not have the right to prohibit, restrict or inhibit the ability of two adults capable of free consent to enter into a marriage contract based on their sex or sexual orientation.  Nor should it restrict or inhibit the free and equally consented dissolution of a marriage contract.

* The strict separation of Church and State, as outlined in the Constitution, is a foundation of American democracy.  Every American has the right to worship and believe as he or she so chooses – or to choose not to worship or believe.  The government cannot force anyone to choose one religion and set of beliefs over any other, or to choose any religion or beliefs.  No specific religion, sect or church can dictate government policy or legislation.  The specific religious beliefs of a religion, sect or church must never be legislated.  

If the religious beliefs of your chosen sect or religion tells you that abortion is wrong – don’t have an abortion.  If the specific religious beliefs of your chosen sect or religion tells you that homosexuality and same-sex marriage is wrong – don’t practice homosexuality and do not marry someone of the same sex.  But you cannot force someone with different religions beliefs, or no religious beliefs, to act in accordance with the specific religious beliefs of your chosen sect or religion – and most definitely not via legislation or government regulation.

America is not a “Christian country”.  The greatest threat to the future of America and American democracy today is the Republican Party because it is totally controlled by the repressive so-called “Evangelicals” of the extreme Christian fundamentalist “Religious Right”, whose agenda is directly contrary to the true teachings of Christ and contrary to true conservative policy.

As an aside, while I acknowledge and appreciate the “good works” performed by legitimate organized religion and genuinely religious individuals, I truly believe that in the history of the world more evil than good has been done in the name of a god, God or religion.

* I believe the 2nd Amendment has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with the unrestricted right of an individual to own and carry any kind of gun.

The Amendment reads – “A well-regulated Militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed.”  U.S. Supreme Court Warren Burger, nominated to the Court by Nixon, correctly observed - “The real purpose of the Second Amendment was to ensure that state armies – the militia – would be maintained for the defense of the state.”  The state militias that existed in the time of the Revolution have since been replaced by state police, the National Guard and the US Armed Forces.  State militias no longer exist – so the Second Amendment is obsolete and has no application today.

I believe no individual of any age has a need or a right to own and carry an assault weapon or an AK-anything.  It is not needed for hunting, target practice or protection.  The one and only purpose of an assault rifle is in its name – to assault.  And ownership of a “normal” gun or rifle must be treated in the same manner we treat automobiles and driving.

Another aside – while it is true that guns don’t kill people, people kill people, people with guns kill a lot more people more quickly and efficiently than people without guns.

* I believe the one and only purpose of the Tax Code is, or should be, to raise the money necessary to fund the government.  The Tax Code should be fair and equitable and treat all taxpayers equally, be consistent and treat specific conditions, situations, and activities the same in all instances, and encourage savings, investment, and growth.  It should not be used for social engineering, to redistribute income or wealth, or to deliver social welfare and other government benefits, to encourage or discourage certain economic decisions (other than savings, investment, and growth), or to provide exclusive benefits for specific industries, business activities, or classes of taxpayers.

The government should not “punish” ambition, entrepreneurship and success.  I do not believe the answer to all our problems is to excessively tax the rich simply because they can afford it.  I do not believe in a “progressive” tax rate schedule.  I believe every American should pay his or her “fair share” of taxes – but if it is fair for a person with net income of $50,000, after appropriate deductions, to pay, let’s say, 10% of that income in tax then a person with net income of $1 Million or $10 Million or $100 Million of net income should also pay 10% in tax.  The person with millions in net income is obviously paying more tax than the person with $50,000 of net income, but not disproportionately so.   

* Bill Clinton said in a television interview given after leaving office that the difference between his and the Democratic Party’s world view and that of then President Bush and the Republican Party was that he and the Democrats believed America should work and act together with the other nations of the free world whenever possible and act independently only when it was absolutely necessary, while Bush and the Republicans believed America should act independently whenever possible and work with other countries only when absolutely necessary.  I support the world view of Clinton and the Democratic Party.

Your thoughts?

 

ALWAYS LEAVE ‘EM LAUGHING

A Republican Senator running for re-election was walking through Washington when he spotted a boy on the sidewalk selling week old "Republican Puppies".

Delighted he resolved to come back with reporters in a few weeks for his campaign. When he came back the boy was now selling "Democratic Puppies".

Disgruntled he asked why they were no longer Republican Puppies. 

The boy said - "They used to be Republican Puppies, but now they've opened their eyes."

 

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Friday, July 1, 2022

JULY 2022

 


ON THE COVER


The Vessel, just outside the Hudson Yards upscale mall at 33rd St and 11th Ave in NYC is a spiral staircase. This interactive artwork was imagined by Thomas Heatherwick and Heatherwick Studio as a focal point where people can enjoy new perspectives of the city and one another from different heights, angles and vantage points.  Comprised of 154 intricately interconnecting flights of stairs -- almost 2,500 individual steps and 80 landings -- the vertical climb offers remarkable views of the city, the river and beyond. 
 
I saw this structure on a recent visit to the Big Apple at end of my walk along the High Line.  The upper levels are currently closed to the public.



NOT THE FIRST CHOICE

Perhaps the most popular, successful, and iconic “buddy-movie” pairing of all time was Bob Hope and Bing Crosby in the ROAD pictures.  It was a perfect pairing, especially as each actor was already a true American icon and movie star individually before being paired.

But I am sure you will be surprised to know that the first ROAD picture was originally written as a vehicle for George Burns and Gracie Allen!  Fred MacMurray and Jack Oakie were also considered for the leads before they finally, and thankfully, went to Hope and Crosby.

It is impossible to picture anyone but Peter Falk as Lt Columbo.  But Falk was not the first actor to play the role on television, and not the first choice for the long-running series.

The character of Lt. Columbo first appeared in a 1960 episode of the television anthology series The Chevy Mystery Show titled "Enough Rope", and was played by Bert Freed.  The episode was partly derived from the short story “Dear Corpus Delicti” by Levinson and Link that had appeared in an issue of the Alfred Hitchcock Mystery Magazine.  Levinson and Link adapted the TV episode into a stage play titled PRESCRIPTION: MURDER, which starred Thomas Mitchell (Uncle Billy in IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE) as the detective.  Columbo returned to the small screen in a TV movie of the stage play.

L + L had suggested Lee J. Cobb and Bing Crosby for the role of Columbo in the tv movie, but Cobb was unavailable and Crosby turned it down because it would interfere with his golf.  And so, Peter Falk became the colorful detective.   

By now we all probably know that Jack Haley was cast to replace Buddy Ebsen, who had an allergic reaction to the makeup, as the Tin Man in THE WIZARD OF OZ.  But did you know that Ray Bolger was originally hired for the role, with Buddy Ebsen as the Lion.  Bolger wanted to play the Lion and convinced the studio to allow him to switch roles with Ebsen.

Tammy Grimes was the initial choice of producer/director William Asher to play the suburban witch Samantha on BEWITCHED.  However, Grimes turned down the role to star in Noel Coward’s musical HIGH SPIRITS (which I remember seeing on Broadway as a youth), an adaptation of his play BLITHE SPIRIT.  Grimes was replaced by Asher’s wife Elizabeth Montgomery.

And John Forsythe was not the first choice for the role of Blake Carrington on DYNASTY.  George Peppard was initially cast as Carrington. But he quit one week into filming the premiere episode due to creative differences with the writers.

The first Broadway musical I saw as a child (age 5) was THE MUSIC MAN.  The star of the show was, of course, Robert Preston.  Preston was the perfect man for the part, but he was not the first choice. 

Meredith Wilson had written the role of Professor Harold Hill for his friend, bandleader Phil Harris, but Harris did not want to risk the move to Broadway. It was offered to and rejected by Gene Kelly and Danny Kaye. Ray Bolger lost the part because his manager, also his wife, made too many unrealistic demands, including the addition of a solo number for Ray similar to “Once in Love With Amy” from his hit CHARLIE’S AUNT. Eventually Robert Preston was cast.

And, while a great success in the original stage version, Preston was not first choice for the film version, partly because he was not a box office star. Jack L. Warner wanted Frank Sinatra to play the part, but Meredith Wilson insisted on Preston. Cary Grant had also been approached by Warner to play Hill but he declined, telling Warner "nobody could do that role as well as Bob Preston".

As an aside, while I did like Craig Bierko in the revival of THE MUSIC MAN, the first Broadway musical I saw in the new millennium – if you closed your eyes you could almost picture Robert Preston as Bierko sang “Trouble” – I thought Matthew Broderick, who I loved in THE PRODUCERS, was horrible casting in the tv movie version, just as Jason Alexander was horrible casting as Albert Peterson in the tv movie of BYE BYE BIRDIE.

Frank Sinatra was originally cast as Billy Bigelow in the 1956 film adaptation of CAROUSEL.  A combination of throat problems and prior commitments forced Frank to bow out and be replaced by Gordon MacRae.  Another aside - one of my favorite recordings by Sinatra is his version of SOLILOQUY. 

Steve McQueen was first offered the roles of Sundance in BUTCH CASSIDY AND THE SUNDANCE KID and Popeye Doyle in THE FRENCH CONNECTION before they eventually went to Robert Redford and Gene Hackman.

Harrison Ford was not the first choice for either of his iconic roles.  Al Pacino was first offered the part of Han Solo in STAR WARS, but passed on it because he felt it was too "out there."  The role was also offered to Jack Nicholson, Chevy Chase and Bill Murray before Harrison Ford was finally cast.

Tom Selleck had been cast as Indiana Jones but could not follow through because of his MAGNUM PI contract.  Tom did go on to make the less successful Indiana Jones-esque film THE HIGH ROAD TO CHINA. 

We all have heard that Pierce Brosnan had to turn down the role of JAMES BOND after Roger Moore’s run because of his REMINGTON STEELE contract.  But he eventually did take over the role.

And finally, Mark Harmon was not the first choice for Leroy Jethro Gibbs in NCIS.  It has been reported that Don Johnson was offered the role but turned it down and that CBS wanted Harrison Ford.


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BETCHA DIDN’T KNOW

The screenplay for 1963 movie THE BIRDS, loosely based on a 1952 short story by Daphne du Maurier, was written by novelist Evan Hunter, the author who wrote the novel BLACKBOARD JUNGLE and also wrote the 86th Precinct police procedurals under the pen name Ed McBain.  Hitch wanted a “serious” novelist to write the screenplay.  Hunter had written episodes of Hitchcock’s tv series. 

Evan Hunter was itself a pen name.  His real name was Salvatore Albert Lombino.  He used the name Evan Hunter because of prejudice against writers with foreign names.  He also wrote as John Abbott, Curt Cannon, Hunt Collins, Ezra Hannon, and Richard Marsten.

The original script has the car with Rod Taylor and Tippi Hedren driving through a town full of devastation caused by birds and a final massive coordinated bird attack of the car.  That ending is not what Hitchcock first wanted.

Evan, or Ed, or Salvatore, told me an original ending of the film had them driving into San Francisco and seeing the Golden Gate Bridge covered in birds, indicating that the havoc was not localized.

Hitchcock also did not want the words “THE END” to appear on screen, but it was added by the studio.

As promised, this is a “twofer” – two things Evan, or Ed, or Salvatore, told me.  I met him, and his beautiful wife, twice decades ago – as a guest lecturer on a mystery-themed transatlantic cruise on the QE2 and as a participant (playing one of the characters) at a murder mystery week-end at the Mohonk Mountain House in upstate New York.

So, number 2 – why did he write the 87th Precinct series under the name Ed McBain?

When Earle Stanley Gardner decided to stop writing the very popular Perry Mason books his publisher wanted a new series to replace this big money-maker.  They approached Evan Hunter, who created the 87th Precinct series

Back in the 1950s, unlike today, detective and mystery fiction was considered “pulp” and B-list writing, and its writers were considered B-list writers.  The pen name of Ed McBain was used for the 87th Precinct series so Evan Hunter’s reputation as an A-list “serious” and “legitimate” novelist would not be “tarnished”.



WE’RE NOT IN KANSAS NEW JERSEY ANY MORE

I moved from metropolitan New Jersey – across the “pond” from the Big Apple - to rural North East Pennsylania 10 YEARS years ago, going from a “blue” state to a “red” state.  Things are a bit different here in “the country”.  For example -

(1) I never thought I would hear this said in a holiday season radio advertisement -

“A new luger under the Christmas tree will mean a lifetime of pleasure!”

I realize here in the country guns and hunting are often a part of everyday life, but this still sounds wrong to me.

My first introduction to the proliferation of guns in my new home was when I learned that one of the items you can use to verify your identity when renewing your PA driver’s license is your gun license.

(2) One day while reading the “Do Something” column of the local newspaper I came across the announcement for a “Manure Management Workshop”.

And it had nothing to do with political public relations. 

(3) My first time voting as a Pennsylvania resident was the 2012 Presidential election. 

As I introduced myself to the panel at my polling place and was signing in the Republican challenger, who had overheard that I was a new PA resident, came over to welcome me, publicly announcing (I assume jokingly) – “Here in Pennsylvania the Republicans pay $20.00 per vote.”

My response – “I just came from Hudson County, NJ where the Democrats paid $25.00 per vote.”

FYI, in Hudson County NJ it is, or at least at one time was, practically illegal not to vote Democrat.  And we were told by the local Democratic Party to vote early and vote often, and to remind our deceased relatives to also vote early and often.

I was not upset or offended by the challenger’s greeting, and accepted it as a joke.  But I couldn’t help thinking that if he had said that to me at a Jersey City polling place he would have been promptly physically evicted and escorted to jail.

By the way – I actually did vote Republican (something I will probably never do again) – for Romney - in that election, but never got my $20.00!

(4) All kinds of weird stuff happened locally when I lived in Jersey City, and nothing I would read in the Jersey Journal would surprise me.  I thought I had escaped all the crazy people and happenings when I moved from the city to the country

But what is described in the following headline, which appeared shortly after my move, never occurred (to my knowledge anyway) anywhere in Hudson County NJ -

“Pennsylvania Man Jumps Out of Window, Gnaws Woman’s Head in Bloody Attack.”

What happened?

“Richard Cimino Jr., 20, was arrested in Hawley, Pa. after he allegedly broke into a house before emerging from a window naked and bloody then began to chew on a passing woman’s head in a so-called ‘cannibal’ attack.”

Fortunately, it was a truly unique incident and nothing near as bizarre has been reported since.

Of course, now that I live in NEPA my auto insurance premiums have been cut in half, the total real estate taxes on my condo were just slightly over $600, the air is cleaner, life is more relaxed . . . the list goes on and on.

 

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AMERICA’S GREATEST THREAT

I have been voting for 50 years.  Over the years I have voted for Democratic, Republican and 3rd-Party candidates, based on the individual issues and candidates.  I have never been a “card-carrying” member of any political party and I have not registered as either a Democrat or Republican since my early 20s.

Never in my lifetime, until now, have I been able to say with certainty that the greatest threat to America, the American people, American democracy, American freedoms, and true American values is a major political party – the Republican Party.

Today’s Republican Party is controlled by the racist and repressive so-called “evangelicals” of the Religious Right, has been bought and paid for by the despicable NRA, and has completely embraced malignant narcissist and wannabe dictator Trump and his lies.

In the history of our country no one single individual has done more damage to America than Trump.  The one and only accomplishment of the Trump presidency was to embolden, empower and “legitimize” hatred, racism, bigotry, and white supremacy.

The political divide in America today is NOT liberal vs conservative - it is intelligence (Democrat) vs ignorance (Republican). By embracing Trump and his lies and the Religious Right the Republican Party has abandoned all integrity, credibility and honor and totally abandoned all true conservative and “traditional” Republican philosophy and policy.  The agenda of today’s Republican Party is contrary to true conservatism.  The only voters the Republican Party is interested in representing are the ignorant racists that make up Trump’s core cult.  Sadly, true conservatives and traditional Republicans no longer have any voice in American politics today

Winston Churchill Has been credited with saying that if you are not a liberal by age 20 you have no heart and if you are not a conservative by age 40 you have no head.  I believe, at age 68, I have both heart and head.  I support fiscal responsibility in government and do not believe the answer to all our problems is to tax the rich simply because they can afford it – but I recognize the need to work together with our international allies whenever possible and for programs that address the social and economic problems of our citizens.  Today’s Republican Party has neither heart nor head – no empathy and no intelligence.

It is vital for the future of America that we defeat EVERY Republican candidate in EVERY election for EVERY office at EVERY level in 2022 who does not vocally oppose, denounce and disavow Trump, his lies and the leadership and agenda of today’s Republican Party.

And this, too, is important.  Trump’s lies and call to action were the direct causes of the treasonous assault on the US Capital on January 6th.  Trump MUST be indicted, prosecuted, convicted, and incarcerated for this and his many other crimes.


ALWAYS LEAVE ‘EM LAUGHING

Another twofer -

(1) What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? 

The letter F

(2) How many Republicans does it take to change a light-bulb?

None.  Trump lies, tells them it was changed and they sit in the dark.

 

TALK TO YOU NEXT MONTH. 

 

 

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